A Sauce to Rule them All. Made with Almonds.
From The Brothers Who Once Brought You Bitchin' Sauce Comes...
From The Brothers Who Once Brought You Bitchin' Sauce Comes...
Almami Sauces
NOT A HUMMUS, MADE WITH ALMONDS
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Hi! We are the brothers that once brought you the award winning Bitchin’ Sauce. We started a new company and took another crack at making the greatest sauce in the world!
Almami sauces are shelf-stable, take anywhere sauces that can be added to any savory dish to enhance flavor. It's creamy smoothness comes from whipped organic almonds not beans.
Dip it, spread it, or mix it with your favorite foods. Try it on salads, wraps, sandwiches, burgers, tacos or as a dip.
Free Sample includes: Original, Chipotle, Cilantro + Lime. Each packet contains 1/3 ounce of our almond based, condiment that has a rich and savory taste. Gluten and Dairy Free, Keto and Paleo friendly.
ps. Sorry, only one Almami Free Sample per customer, no matter how many you add to your cart:)
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Hi! We are the brothers that once brought you the award winning Bitchin’ Sauce. We started a new company and took another crack at making the greatest sauce in the world!
Almami sauces are shelf-stable, take anywhere sauces that can be added to any savory dish to enhance flavor. It's creamy smoothness comes from whipped organic almonds not beans.
Dip it, spread it, or mix it with your favorite foods. Try it on salads, wraps, sandwiches, burgers, tacos or as a dip.
Free Sample includes: Original, Chipotle, Cilantro + Lime. Each packet contains 1/3 ounce of our almond based, condiment that has a rich and savory taste. Gluten and Dairy Free, Keto and Paleo friendly.
ps. Sorry, only one Almami Free Sample per customer, no matter how many you add to your cart:)
What are people saying about Almami?
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
"These are great! I really like the balance of each flavor - not too sweet, too savory, spicy etc - great balance. Also, being able to use them for a variety of uses is awesome! I'll put Smoky on a sandwich one day then use Zesty as a dip for veggies the next. 10/10 Will buy again!"
— Tom s. Verified Buyer
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
"Bought 3 flavors and enjoyed them all. The Smokey was my favorite. Not to hot or spicy - just smooth and flavorful! Thanks for this new food invention- I love it! I’m bringing it to my tennis potluck cuz I know they will rave about it.”
— Vic H, verified buyer
All-Natural Ingredients
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Original Almami Ingredients
Organic High Oleic Sunflower Oil, Purified Water, Organic Almonds, Organic Distilled Vinegar, Bragg Liquid Amino Acids (Vegetable Protein From Soybeans, Water), Free Range Whole Egg, Organic Nutritional Yeast, Organic Lemon Juice, Organic Garlic, Organic Citric Acid, Sea Salt, Rosemary Extract, Organic Spices
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Chipotle Almami Ingredients
Organic High Oleic Sunflower Oil, Purified Water, Organic Almonds, Organic Distilled Vinegar, Organic Tomato Paste, Bragg Liquid Amino Acids (Vegetable Protein From Soybeans, Water), Free Range Whole Egg, Organic Nutritional Yeast, Organic Lemon Juice, Organic Garlic, Organic Chipotle Peppers, Organic Citric Acid, Sea Salt, Organic Paprika, Rosemary Extract, Organic Spices
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Cilantro + Lime Almami Ingredients
Organic High Oleic Sunflower Oil, Purified Water, Organic Almonds, Organic Distilled Vinegar, Cilantro, Bragg Liquid Amino Acids (Vegetable Protein From Soybeans, Water), Free Range Whole Egg, Organic Lime Juice, Organic Nutritional Yeast, Organic Garlic, Organic Citric Acid, Sea Salt, Organic Jalapeno, Rosemary Extract, Organic Spices
- No Sugar
- No Fillers
- No Gluten
- No Artificial Flavors
Frequently Asked Questions
Answer: ‘bout 5 mins…….. OH! You mean in the fridge!
Well, after you open it, if it survives the first 5 minutes, it can store in the fridge up the “best by” date on the package, and that can be up to 5 months! If you don’t have room in the fridge, you can dry store it in the cupboard up to the “best by” date too. It will not spoil in heat but may separate if it gets froze.
Answer: Which one are you looking at now? Yes….. that one is the best one. If you are not sure we have another way of picking… enie meenie.
After opening, we would recommend yes. But its like beer, better cold. But doesn’t have to be:)
Hey, take it easy! Save some for later Augustus! It IS possible to overdo it. We recommend staying within the normal…..(snicker)….normal serving….. (snicker snicker)… normal serving sizes…. If you can. (Ha!)
Nope. No. No way.
This product has nothing to do with the company or the product “Bitchin’ Sauce”. There is a past and severed connection to the “Bitchin’ Sauce” brand which you can read about here if you want:)
A Sauce to Rule Them All.
And we should know.
We are the guys who once brought you the national sensation and household name, Bitchin’ Sauce, and we think we have even outdone ourselves with this one. Made with Almonds, we have made a squeeze sauce that is insane on eggs in the morning, perfect for salads, sandwiches and wraps, and life changing on a fish taco (especially for the fish).
Really our favorite way to eat it is to get it in a tub and attack with veggies or chippies.
Our Ingredients.
Our ingredients are things you can find in your pantry. Almonds, sunflower oil, lemon juice, vinegar, eggs, Braggs (aka hippy juice), garlic, nutritional yeast (aka hippy dust) and savory spices. This Trio contains our three flagship flavors. You get our savory Original, the OG, our zesty Cilantro + Lime (on rice and beans, insane) and our medium spicy, smokey chipotle, where you will definitely feel the lovin’, twice!
- Easy squeeze condiment for anything
- Unbelievable marinade
- Excellent dressing for salads
- Sumptuous with smoked meats
- Radical on rice and beans topped with fresh avo, tomato, cilantro
How long does it last?
We don’t add any weird ingredients or funky preservatives so the question is, “How long will it last?”
Answer : ‘Bout 5 mins on average……….. OH! You mean in the fridge… in the cupboard or the fridge you are looking at 5 months!
We don’t add sugar or fillers, so our sauces fit into KETO, paleo, and sumo lifestyles (sumo wrestlers eat anything….and everything) so everyone can live the good lovin’ life!
Get you some! Try it on everything. Let us know what you think! Review it with the scrutiny of a professional food critic. Find its flaws if you can. Season with it, marinade with it, cook with it, cuddle with it. If it lets you down, let us know. If it lifts you up, let us know. If it leaves you wanting more lovin’, you don’t need to let us know that… just get some more!
Made with organic almonds.
Almami will make you say “oh mommy”!
The Good Lovin’ ob-sauce-ssion is real, so don’t hog the sauce, weeze the squeeze or main line the good time. Share the lovin’ with friends, family and once and a while strangers. Oh, and save them some sauce too!
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Original Almami
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